Blergh

Well, I didn't get into grad school.

Back to the drawing board.

Stupor Tuesday

I've been so busy bringing the Smooth Talk Express to campaign events at bars all across Los Feliz that I totally neglected the "netroots." Therefore, here's my obligatory blog post: Write in The Bone tomorrow if your state is voting. Or hell, even if it isn't; just go to your local school/church/park, set up a fake voting booth and freak out the normals.

I'm still working on my platform with my top and bottom advisors, and while we're waiting to roll out the final version here's a sampling:

- End the War on Drugs, initiate the War on Dougs;

- Honorary citizenship for Slavoj Žižek, George Galloway and, posthumously, Heath Ledger (unless he was already a citizen, in which case, I say, "Well done, Heath, and Godspeed");

- Inauguration to take place on January 20, 2009, at 4:20 PM Eastern time.